It is mental but absolutely fantastic! How about some banana and cicada! Deep Fried!
Buggerburns
10/31/2008 12:20:13 am
BRILLIANT! Jaffa cake with beefy bake!
Jacquie
10/31/2008 12:24:30 am
Absolute genius! I laughed so much I've earned several points worth of Weightwatchers bonuses just by READING your diet! I think "Belgian Waffle with Sauteed Offal" was my favourite mental combination. But not to eat, obviously!
Stephen
10/31/2008 01:49:05 am
I was in tears
kelp
10/31/2008 02:14:31 am
crab and kebab slab sprout in a pouty trout choc broc sock shock
this is great fun. well done.
oh god that rhymes too. look what you've made me do!
tina
10/31/2008 03:17:37 am
makes the slimming world diet that i am on at the moment seem positively boring yet at the same time quite appealing!!
funny stuff! and you lost 3 pounds!
Daisy
10/31/2008 04:18:23 am
i ponder if Black Jack Big Mac's will catch on?
Rob
10/31/2008 04:59:10 am
This is literally the funniest thing on the internet. My word, I lol'd until I did a little wee. The only part of your whole diet which looked halfway palatable was the chocolate/steak mash-up. Also: Marry me, but never ever cook for me.
oucheh
10/31/2008 06:19:34 am
hehe.. thanks for the feedback.. and the additional recipes!! I should bring out the book next Spring probably ... mmm..
Spring Buck and a nice Long .. Island Ice Tea... ?
Damn, doesn't rhyme... let me think on that some more :)
Also seriously considering all offers of marriage - as long as you have a large ...
.. collection of takeaway delivery menus :)
Orbster
10/31/2008 09:00:59 am
Very entertaining. Wouldn't surprise me if some twat thought this wasn't a wind up and tried it.
Kathereena Buffalina
10/31/2008 09:44:53 am
I am not a lesbian but i love you 'specially
Kidd
10/31/2008 06:23:12 pm
Really enjoyed reading your meal plan! Will definately show it to friends and family, laugh'd all the way through it! =)
Arf! Cuppa tea with deep fried brie. (lush) Cuppa coffee with chewy toffee. (sickly) Steamed Pollock (sorry!) Pot-roast puma & satsuma. Dog poop with tomato soup. The list is endless! (quite sad also as i have waisted at least 20 min of my life coming up with these!) Great Idea, love it pmsl!
Dave
11/2/2008 05:26:06 pm
Excellent stuff! Best thing to read first thing on a Monday morning at work. You're a true pioneer and genius!
Al
11/2/2008 08:43:38 pm
Fantastic.
Scientific research should always be this much fun (to read).
You made me laugh, you lost weight and I'm sure you provided some much needed gossip in the break room of your local Tesco, you might not want to go back there.
Tracey
11/3/2008 05:17:06 am
At last - a truly family friendly diet. Jamie Oliver take note!
edjogs
11/4/2008 01:32:41 am
Great work and publishing doesn't have to be a fantasy. You could have a "serious" section where the recipes are edible and other sections of various themes. Also anything can be rhymed if you really want it to, eg Bacon with Hake on or even with Cadbury's Flake on, I think you've got the makings of a winner here and I hope you go for it!
My friend sent me the link to my work email address, I am the PA of the Head of the Department. Luckily he was out today. I started to read it and managed to get the the lambs heart treacle tart before I had to shut the office door and close the internet down. I sent the link home and just read it. You are so funny, I bet you are good fun to go for a night out with. Respec'.
Bob
11/11/2008 02:19:44 am
puffin muffin
satsuma bloomer
chocolate log with frog
eye pie
mustard custard
KPod
11/14/2008 01:10:02 am
The best are the photos of the meals pre-consumption. So nicely arranged on the plates, with shiny silverware at the ready.
For the book, perhaps you could consider some options for us vegetarians? Like...
rice & beans with cadbury creams
or
tomato on cookie dough?
Gavin
11/24/2008 09:16:24 pm
As a scientist, I must commend you on the quality of your research. Few people show such dedication and initiative.
I would attempt to expand on your findings with a further study, but I fear I would not be able to commit myself to such a rigorous testing program.
Keep up the good work; nutritionists should be made aware of this successful study.
Loved the OCD diet and wondered if there might be a book in it... It made me laugh out loud. A lot. We're the indie publisher that sadly brought the world Pets with Tourette's and other classics, and we're hunting around for humour for Christmas...
I also believe in changing lifestyle improving nutrition and adding workout to daily activity. I have a blog to share information about how to burn stomach fat at http://www.lose-it-now.net/burn-stomach-fat/. Hope you get a chance to visit and share your knowledge.
Brilliant! Don't know when I've laughed so hard. Being OCD myself, I can soooo relate, but my eating quirks don't involve rhyming, unfortunately. Maybe they should. I'd probably eat less!! There just might be a book in this!!
charlotte wilkinson
8/19/2009 12:46:43 pm
you..are hilarious! that was one of the best things i have found on tinternet! entertaining and informative! i salute you! definatley a book, or newspaper potential here
Most people have no concept how difficult it is to come across a web page with such well crafted subject matter. Thank you so much for building this. Most of the content articles I find out there is just plain useless. You can bet I will return for more. Thanks Again.
Sean
9/21/2010 09:42:38 pm
Fantastic! but what's on top the Hog Roast on Toast?
Suggestion for day 6
Breakfast: Cockles on Waffles Lunch: Pasta bake with carrot cake Diner: Tiramisu Beef Stew
Wayne
9/22/2010 05:09:52 am
One of the funniest things I have see in a long time still wetting myself:)
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